Oh hai there. I am Doug Marshall; a stand-up comedian (MothaFalcon.com), Director of the KC Screenings for the Rocky Horror Picture Show (KCRockyHorror.com), actor, writer, singer, photographer, traveler, web and graphic designer, and purveyor of fine stupidity.

Here is where I attempt to entertain you with weird random crap I find and enjoy, and share it with you. Feel free to waste some time.
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